The Moon Wont Shine Here

swallowtheuniverse asked: send me a link to wolf's fb?

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1800298854071&set=t.1619958959#!/profile.php?id=1619958959&etrk=ffa Here’s Wolf’s Facebook and here’s the pictures of Wolf in a dress XD : http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1800298854071&set=t.1619958959#!/photo.php?fbid=1488248339797&set=a.1488243899686.71626.1641619014 and http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1488248339797&set=a.1488243899686.71626.1641619014#!/photo.php?fbid=1488244979713&set=a.1488243899686.71626.1641619014&pid=1136336&id=1641619014

• You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
• You: Tell me what you know about Night Terrors…
• Stranger: bring bomb and explode in the middle of crowd
• You: Sounds fun
• Stranger: sound arab
• You: hm, possibly
• Stranger: lil bit asian too
• You: but what about the street vendors?
• Stranger: what about it?
• You: what happens to them?
• Stranger: they die of bomb sharpnel
• You: hm, sad day.
• You: What about if they were robot street vendors?
• Stranger: their scanner broken due to explosion and uncontrolable
• You: can one have a mustache?
• Stranger: if they were bionics
• You: Can there have been a manatee with a sombrero?
• Stranger: only if the robots programmed to be a mexican
• You: Hooray!
• You: what about a clapping iguana?
• Stranger: yeah….
• Stranger: they have extraordinary motoric system so they can clap all day long
• You: can they stand on their heads whilst they clap?
• Stranger: if they wear iron man armor..
• You: fantastico!
• You: I once had a monkey in my house
• Stranger: and??
• You: he refused to leave unless i gave him a pudding cup and let him use my bathroom
• You: no monkey will ever use my bathroom
• You: ever…..
• Stranger: monkey has brain..
• You: does it?
• Stranger: it does
• Stranger: i once
• Stranger: my hat was rob by a monkey in Bali
• Stranger: and they wear it..
• Stranger: and ran
• You: My hat was once stolen by Tigger at disney land and thrown up a tree
• Stranger: cool
• Stranger: the tiger must be pissed of by looking into your face wearing hat
• You: i had to climb the tree
• You: it was easy until i had to get back down
• Stranger: and the tiger waiting you below?
• You: No he left
• Stranger: why?he didnt eat you yet
• You: He had only three teeth
• Stranger: hmmm..
• Stranger: shame
• You: very much so
• Stranger: no wonder he left
• You: I would have left too
• You: I would have been ashamed of trying to eat a human with only three teeth
• You: and it would have taken a very long time
• Stranger: you could die bored chowing human…
• You: very true
• You: I would have brought a book to read
• Stranger: try mouse.. it could go very quick
• You: that’d be much easier
• Stranger: or a chicken..
• Stranger: at least
• You: a purple chicken?
• Stranger: a turqoise chicken
• You: even better!
• Stranger: i told ya! :)
• You: Hooray the tiger doesn’t have to starve to death! Turquoise chickens are magical things
• Stranger: and found almost everywehre
• Stranger: hip hip huray!!!!!!!!!!!!
• You: Hooray!!!!
• Stranger: HURAY FOR THE THREE TEETH TIGER
• Stranger: LOL!!!
• You: LOL!!!! XD
• Stranger: shit what a stupid chat we had
• Stranger: LOL
• You: yes but it was fun
• You: :D
• Stranger: yeah
• Stranger: playing improvise imagination
• Stranger: not bad
• Stranger: cool man
• You: cool story bro
• You: XD
• Stranger: i guess you high?
• Stranger: :P
• You: not at all actually
• You: but it is 2:10 in the morning
• Stranger: damn.. i wonder you had any idea to do in that time
• Stranger: its 4.11 PM here dude
• You: Haha time difference
• Stranger: usually people got triping in the blind morning
• Stranger: USA huh?
• You: Yep
• You: for now
• Stranger: hahaha
• You: what about you
• You: ?
• Stranger: im Asian.
• You: well yes i assumed that
• Stranger: in south east asian
• Stranger: hahahaha
• You: ah okay XD
• You: Korea?
• Stranger: thats east asia dude…
• You: oh fine
• You: hahaha
• Stranger: guess again
• You: hmmmmmm, grr just tell me!
• You: hahahaha
• Stranger: hahahaha okay
• Stranger: indonesia
• Stranger: suprise?
• Stranger: :P
• You: lol nothing’s suprising at 2:13 in the morning
• You: Lol
• Stranger: hahahaha true!
• You: Im guessing that’s why the best stories come from this time
• You: XD
• Stranger: yep..
• Stranger: this is the best chat in this hours
• Stranger: tripping sometimes fun/
• Stranger: no doubt bout it
• You: hahaha I’d like to see an Iguana stand on it’s head and clap
• You: for hours on end
• Stranger: hell yeah me too.
• Stranger: and robot vendors with a sombrero
• You: yes!
• You: and tigers with only 3 teeth
• You: im going to have to draw this
• Stranger: eating mouse and chicken
• You: turquoise chicken no less
• Stranger: LOL
• You: Hahahaha! This is going to be one my craziest drawings yet.
• Stranger: COOL
• Stranger: i can imagine XD
• You: Hahaha, well, I should probably try to get some sleep before work in 3 hours. This has been great fun!
• Stranger: ok then
• Stranger: beware of the tiger ok
• You: okay, i will
• Stranger: see u mate :D
• You: bye ^_^
• You have disconnected.

• You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
• You: Tell me what you know about Night Terrors…
• Stranger: hihihi
• Stranger: err
• Stranger: they are scary?
• You: Very good
• You: hahaha
• You: :3
• You: hello, how are you?
• Stranger: im great thanx
• Stranger: how about urself stranger?
• Stranger: and why the night terror question/
• You: Not too bad, I asked it because it was on my mind when i started this conversation ^_^
• Stranger: ahh
• Stranger: u been having night terrors
• Stranger: or just thinking about them?
• You: No more than that of the average person i suppose
• Stranger: rele
• Stranger: iv been having really weird dreams
• Stranger: wouldnt go as far as terrors though
• You: really? Do tell?
• Stranger: i had a dream not that long ago
• Stranger: i was in amsterdam
• Stranger: and i wanted to buy a towel
• Stranger: so i went to jaime olivers towel sho
• Stranger: *shop
• Stranger: and jsut as i was about to buy one from him
• Stranger: he turned into a cat
• You: Wow, that is strange.
• You: Must’ve been rather a shock to see someone turn into a cat
• Stranger: yes it was!
• You: I had an interesting dream too
• You: My friend and his family were taking turns jumping off of a building in the name of God. I cursed them for fools for thinking that that was what God wanted for them. Though somehow they didn’t die. It was all very odd. Its a little blurry, im having trouble remembering the rest of it.
• Stranger: lol
• Stranger: i dont blame u for thinking they were fools
• You: If God has said hurt no living creature then why would God want you to jump off a building in his name? Preposterous!
• You: all very strange
• Stranger: god didnt say that
• You: In the begining. But nevertheless, things have changed
• Stranger: changed his tune at the garden of eden
• Stranger: just after adam picks the fruit
• Stranger: “and lo god did say unto the serpent, you little shit im gonna kill you motherfucker”
• You: hahahaha! I love your interpretation
• Stranger: well thats what i always got from it
• You: it makes total sense. I’d love to hear a pastor use that sense.
• You: XD
• Stranger: as i walk though the valley of the shadow of death i shall fear no evil coz iv got a big fucking stick and im the meanest motherfucker int he valley
• You: hahahaha very win
• You: at first I thought this conversation was going to end up being a religious argument.
• Stranger: nono man
• Stranger: i dont get involved in them
• You: Im glad, i hate religious arguements, especially when it’s my grandmother im arguing with >.<
• Stranger: haha
• Stranger: then uc ant even resort to petty insults
• You: seriously. She hates me for the fact that I don’t believe there should be branches of Christianity. and then she steals my clothes and calls me the spawn of satan
• Stranger: haha
• Stranger: im with you
• Stranger: seems a bit gash that lets just say, the mormons, know that their branch of religion only popped up recently
• You: honestly, why seperate people who all believe in the “same God”, just so that they can have their own little quirks?
• You: we dip our followers in holy water, we don’t believe in birth control or condoms, we were once polygamists.
• You: what’s the point?
• Stranger: beats me
• Stranger: im not religious at all but it does strike me as a lil odd having it all split up when someone wants to use one certain part of it
• You: exactly! I was raised Baptist, hated the restriction and made my own choices, just like everyone should be allowed to do
• You: but more often than not everyone thinks that it’s all set up exactly the way it’s meant to be and there are no alternatives
• Stranger: if u dont question the existence of the world around you your losing an inherant part of what makes humans so different
• You: precisely
• You: It’s kind of sad sometimes when people don’t realize that theres so much more than what we think we know.
• Stranger: like bigfoot
• You: or Mothman :3
• Stranger: exactly
• You: I like mothman….lol
• Stranger: its not difficult to think that these creatures exist coz for fucks sake look at a jellyfish
• Stranger: its the weirdest thing and that exists
• Stranger: and people r quibbling over a large mammal
• You: Jellyfish feel strange
• You: sorry, branching off is a habit of mine
• You: but honestly people need to try to explore outside their little bubbles once in a while
• You: theres more out there than just what we see everyday.
• You: Well, Im sorry to have to cut this short, but I have to get ready for work.
• Stranger: its cool
• Stranger: have fun dude
• Your conversational partner has disconnected.

• You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
• You: tiger
• Stranger: woods
• You: hippo
• You: eagle
• Stranger: lion
• You: guinea pig
• You: ant
• Stranger: more?
• You: mountain lion
• You: elephant
• You: now take all the first letters
• You: from my posts
• Stranger: the game
• Stranger: very clever
• You: ^_^
• You: im very bored, excuse the immaturity
• Stranger: no problem, same here haha
• You: I guess that’s what this thing is for though right?
• You: :D
• Stranger: yeah haha might be :D
• Stranger: at least i’m here when i’m sosos bored -.-
• You: I once had a monkey in my house
• Stranger: what?
• You: he refused to leave unless i gave him a pudding cup and let him use my bathroom
• You: no monkey will ever use my bathroom
• You: never…..
• Stranger: whatta hell? :D
• You: Although I did end up giving him the pudding, it was rice pudding.
• You: I don’t like rice pudding. It has raisins in it….
• Stranger: where are u from
• You: Germany
• You: you?
• Stranger: finland
• Stranger: where from germany?
• You: Dresden :D, you’re the first person i’ve spoken with that wasn’t from america or korea
• Stranger: honestly? ohho
• You: Honestly
• Stranger: i found many from china, turkey and india
• You: it’s strange, Oh~ I’ve had a couple from china aswell
• You: but mostly just America and Korea
• You: south to be specific
• Stranger: of course, i bet n-koreans cant even use omegle
• You: XD
• You: it’s against the law
• You: One person I talked to believed in my made up country of Japengland
• You: and that they have no roofs or computers there
• You: If there are no computers how on earth could i have been talking to them
• You: honestly
• Stranger: whaat, japengland? :D
• You: hahaha I was speaking with an english inflection but asking about japanese things
• You: so i decided to merge the two
• You: it hails there all the time, and the people if Japengland have no roofs on their houses
• Stranger: ahaha okay :DD
• You: It was rather funny
• Stranger: i believe you :P
• You: How was your day today? :D *changing subjects*
• Stranger: nah, just woke-up -.-
• Stranger: or a couple of hours ago
• Stranger: wbu?
• You: Really? I woke up a few hours ago myself. Im at work hahaha.
• Stranger: haahah what?
• Stranger: how old are u?
• You: 18, working at my family’s shop
• Stranger: ahaaa okay
• Stranger: born in -92 or -91?
• You: how old are you? and 91
• Stranger: 18
• Stranger: just turned
• You: I’ll be 19 this december
• Stranger: so u are almost old -92 :D
• You: XD
• You: thanks TT~TT I dont want to be old
• Stranger: hahahah :P
• You: haha :D, are you male or female?
• Stranger: guesssss
• You: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I give up :D
• Stranger: pliiiz, make a guess!
• You: uhmmmmmm Female?
• You: O^O
• Stranger: yeah :P
• Stranger: u got it!
• You: YAY~! *happy dances for right answers!*
• You: now me! guess me!!
• You: XD
• Stranger: male
• You: X
• You: nupe
• You: Lol
• Stranger: HAA :D
• You: hahahaha :3
• Stranger: first i thought that male, but then i started to have doupts
• You: hehehe
• You: nope im a girl
• You: XD
• Stranger: ;D
• You: Lolz, So you said you were from Finland right? How’s the weather? :3 I’ve never been there
• Stranger: now pretty cool :S yesterday it was warm
• You: i don’t like warm days
• You: XP
• You: It’s nice out here right now, but it’s gonna get warmer later bleh
• Stranger: how many degreeS?
• You: 70 something im guessing
• You: it’s nice
• You: haha
• Stranger: :D
• You: Aw. My dad is yelling at me to get off TT~TT
• You: grr. I have to go. I guess I have to actually work this time hahaha XD, bye ^-^
• Stranger: okay :D
• Stranger: byebye!
• Stranger: nice to talk with u!
• You: bye, and same to you! :D
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My psychiatrist sorta kinda person says that I need to start listing goals where my parents wouldn’t be able to get a look at them since they seem to trash my dreams and goals. So my assignment is to list some long and short term goals and a couple of things that I guess I wish would happen but don’t have to to let me live. She’s not licensed, but I don’t really care, she’s good to talk to.

First I guess are the realistic and vital goals i need to acheive.

1. GED as soon as possible.

2. Find another Job, two if I have to.

3. Get myself healthy and into shape.

4. Get myself completely organized.

5. Get rid of everything that I don’t need, don’t fit into, or is beyond repair.

6. Get my own place, away from my parents.

7. Get my own car, thats in my name, and doesn’t need to be repaired as often as my truck.

Next I suppose is things i hope happen, but don’t have to.

1. Stop being so conservative.

2. No more swearing.

3. Grow up a little. *it seems as though my maturity has dropped dramatically.*

4. Curb addictions *soda mainly, but pretty much anything that takes my money away, yes that includes pokemon cards :D*

That’s pretty much all I’ve got right now, I’ll be adding more as I come up with it.

Why don’t we have one here?! Lame!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdiOhvW9LdU

Cleaveage Grapes :D

Winston! I say, where are you?! Oh, There you are. I say, Winston have you seen my Hatchet? I was wearing my ski mask but I found myself strangely Hatchetless… I haven’t seen it all day.

……WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S IN YOUR CAR!? Why on earth would it be there?!


Oh….right….I remember now. I deployed it straight into your tire….So sorry Old Chap.

Well, In Japengland I suppose we don’t rightfully need cars now do we?

Hm. Well Im off to fetch my hatchet, good day to you Winston. I shall be back before supper.

I say, it appears to me as though your Chicken Tender isn’t properly belted in to be riding in this vehicle *click click*. There you are, as they say: Click it or Ticket Chicken Tender.